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Mr. Taverez

from Life After Dennison by Funky DL

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Verse One

On my way to the Barbershop to get a fresh cut,
stepped out the front door then something really messed up happened,
I got this neighbour Mr. Taverez,
who got two dogs and couldn’t really care less
and so these K9’s would be pouncing onto people
and this ain’t the first time I had to tell him bout’ retrieval of his animals,
cos once again they pounced on me,
so I went to find Taverez to denounce his beasts,
but then he said to me “you’re doing in my head about these dogs,
why don’t you pay some taxes and go get a fucking job?”
He knew nothing about me, but it wasn’t hard to figure
that the only thing he’s seeing when he looks at me’s a nigga,
I never hesitated, I got infuriated
and stepped towards this fucka like I’m not the one to play with
and then he calls me stupid, but he doesn’t know he’s saying
all the things that just describe himself,
I find it hard containing all my anger,
the Caretaker tries to intervene, but the next part’s for real,
this ain’t setting the scene,
Taverez pulled out a stun gun, thinking I’m afraid,
but that ain’t something’ I’mma run from, hell no
and then he starts waving it around
and hurling his abuse, but I’m standing my ground,
eventually we both calmed down,
but the Caretaker done called the cops to come around.



Chorus

Mr. Taverez, I hope that you can hear this (x2)
you Son of a Gun.




Verse Two

Now, despite everything, I went to get my haircut,
then the cops called me on my phone to get a clear cut
version of the story, cos they came to my apartment,
but I wasn’t home, so I told em’,
then they said regardless of the facts ,
we went to your neighbour for a second,
he told us what occurred and then he went to get his weapon
to show us what he was prepared to use in his defence,
but we jumped straight on him,
put him under arrest for possession of a firearm illegally,
then cuffed him and charged him, now in a cell looking for justice,
he got two years conditional discharge,
a criminal conviction, didn’t think it’d be this harsh,
his lady broke out,
she didn’t know she had a man with weapons in the house,
I guess it gave it her doubts,
plus his animals were taken away, tough luck,
and every time he seen me ever since he gives me fucked up looks
and he can think it’s my fault,
but this could have been avoided if he didn’t resort to ignorance
and he can blame me all he wanna,
but this is just a case of self-inflicting all his trauma,
cos I ain’t a trouble maker and I wanna live in peace,
but this just another story when you live in the east,
it’s just another story when you live in the east,
it’s just another story that I had to release, Mr. Taverez, hah, you Son of a Gun.



Chorus

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from Life After Dennison, released October 31, 2019

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Funky DL is regarded as one of the most legendary and significant MC's and Producers to come out of the UK. Now globally known for delivering albums with both musical and lyrical finesse...

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